Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Gay or Not Gay - RESULTS

You're right again! Arg! What are you psychic? Those shoes were soooooo ambiguous. Whatev, I will stump you yet!

I will not bow to your stereotypical assumptions! For now, at least.
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Again we test the claim that one can tell a man's sexual orientation by his shoes.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Gay or Not Gay - RESULTS

Yes, it's true our man loves the ladies. 3 out of 3, this is not making me happy. I'm going to have to start making these harder.

Once again, we test the claim that one can tell a man's sexual orientation by his shoes.


Poll Results!

Gay or Not Gay Poll #2 Results:
The majority was CORRECT once again! 88% of poll takers thought that this man's shoes indicated a brotherly, non-romantic love for other men. Hooray for friendship!

Porn or Not Porn Results:
The majority was correct again! Only 41% of you are in denial about this "statue" being obvious dirty, filthy porn.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Porn or Not Porn


Gay or Not Gay

Once again, we test the claim that one can tell a man's sexual orientation by his shoes.


Poll Results!

Gay or Not Gay Results are in!
The majority was CORRECT. 77% of you thought the shoes indicated that our man loves other men in a romantic way. He does! YAY FOR LOVE!!!

Chanels, Diors, or Palm Springs Results!
Hot Damn, I'm goin' to Palm Springs! Yeeeeehawww
Sorry honey. It's what America wants.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Gay or Not Gay (First in a Series)

I hear so many people say that they can tell a man's sexual orientation by his shoes. I'm going to put that to a test.

Each week I'll post a picture of a man's shoes. Everyone votes and, the next week, I'll post whether the majority was correct or incorrect.

Let the games begin!

Man Shoes #1

Chanels or Diors?


Shoe Die For


Cancel my watussi lessons and call me Velma! These are the best shoes I've seen in a long, long, time.

They're Dior (of course). Get 'um at Neimans for only $780.

Hot dog!

The New Shoe Review


Beware. There are some cute shoes in the Chanel Fall/Winter collection, the collection out now, but holy shinoly the toe boxes on these shoes are tiny!

I have small toes, too small to wear many open-toed designs (my toes don’t show so it looks like I’ve had them amputated), but the new Chanel shoes cramp my toes together so much that they have to bunch up on one another and roll under.

I asked about it at the Chanel Boutique and they said that they largely design for a Japanese Market. Do Japanese people really have smaller toes? Sounds a bit presumptions to me.