Pill Shoot

Ode to the Whorey Slap of a Backless Shoe:

Oh backless shoe

when I wear you

and I walk through 

the people ask who

is that hussy?

And I say it's me 

and I'm proud to be 

and I take a knee

in front of the busboy.

Waiting at Bix

Dissatisfido:

Carol was just wondering...

if you've ever considered shutting the hell up.













Because she'd like that.

Outfit 2-19

I've always cared way more about elegance than sexiness or, certainly, than looking young. And while I don't think I've achieved it yet, I'm trying. 

I go for simplicity with humor and hope it takes me down the road to elegance (well, unless I'm going for TooMuchEnough but it's one or the other).  

Today I wore a Jil Sander navy sheath with a yellow sweater. Fluevog gold brogues, a '60s gold watch, and vintage gold Dior sunglasses.

TooMuchEnough

The difference between too much and TooMuchEnough is that too much can look lame and like a mistake:

while TooMuchEnough shows that you're both
1.) rad 
and 
2.) you've made no mistake.

Bygone Fabrics

And I love this fabric. It covers the entire lobby of my apt. bldg. Walls, couch, elevator walls.

I wanted to make a pantsuit from it and just hang out, creepily in the lobby, but it's no longer made.

sad