Maybelline Stiletto Lash Works!!!

No kidding. It lengthens my lashes like crazy. It doesn't make them look much thicker but that's nothing a little eyeliner won't fix. And really with lashes, it's all about length.

And it's only like $8. I've been wearing YSL, Chanel, Dior and Shu Uemura for $27 a pop for the last few years. All of them get clumpy in a month. If Maybelline Stiletto Lash lasts that long I'm totally sold.

Crud I could buy 2 Maybelline Stiletto Lashs a month PLUS a fancy cocktail and still come out even!

Dang, with skills like this, I could fix this whole frickin' economy!

Let Downs

I organized my lipstick the other day. It was something I had been looking forward to for a while. I imagined my self with a chunk of free time, gleefully handling each lipstick as I decided it's place in the organization. But it just wasn't that awesome. I was disappointed by the experience. Now I'm worried that I have to face a life where I can no longer predict my own cognitive experiences. What do I have left?

Mondrian!

We went to LA and stayed at the Mondrian for the weekend and we got to play one of my favorite games. It's called Dead Body. It's when Dan pretends to be a dead body floating in the middle of the Mondrian pool.

New Babe Comic

Babe Comic Characters

I'm so excited!!! I finally strong-armed Dan into drawing these for me. They are excellent!

Now all I have to do is stop being hungover so I can work on the comic. Down with booze.

Smart!

I just spent time trying to find the directions on my One-A-Day Vitamins to see how many I need to take it each day.

Married with Christmas

My Christmas presents for my husband never work out. Last year I got him a piece of art the artist couldn't finish, a book he didn't want to read, and pajamas that chaffed his nipples.

This year, whenever I ask him what he wants he tells me "blank CDs" or "socks". Wow, exciting!

And while I'm handing him blank CDs he'll be showering me with original paintings and luxury trips.

My biggest hits for him at Christmas have been a keychain flash drive and a nose hair clipper.

It scares me to even think about topping those.