Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Friday, February 3, 2017

Pill Shoot

Ode to the Whorey Slap of a Backless Shoe:

Oh backless shoe
when I wear you
and I walk through 
the people ask who
is that hussy?

And I say it's me 
and I'm proud to be 
and I take a knee
in front of the busboy.

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Sunday, February 22, 2015


Carol was just wondering...

if you've ever considered shutting the hell up.

Because she'd like that.

Friday, February 20, 2015

Outfit 2-19

I've always cared way more about elegance than sexiness or, certainly, than looking young. And while I don't think I've achieved it yet, I'm trying. 

I go for simplicity with humor and hope it takes me down the road to elegance (well, unless I'm going for TooMuchEnough but it's one or the other).  

Today I wore a Jil Sander navy sheath with a yellow sweater. Fluevog gold brogues, a '60s gold watch, and vintage gold Dior sunglasses.


The difference between too much and TooMuchEnough is that too much can look lame and like a mistake:

while TooMuchEnough shows that you're both
1.) rad 
2.) you've made no mistake.