Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Friday, February 3, 2017

Pill Shoot

Ode to the Whorey Slap of a Backless Shoe:

Oh backless shoe
when I wear you
and I walk through 
the people ask who
is that hussy?

And I say it's me 
and I'm proud to be 
and I take a knee
in front of the busboy.

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Sunday, February 22, 2015


Carol was just wondering...

if you've ever considered shutting the hell up.

Because she'd like that.