Monday, November 24, 2008

Watch My Dance Video!!!

The video you've all been waiting for (right?) is finally here! Woo!

Watch it and vote for it on Funny or Die.

I call it - "What happens when Dan goes to the Chateau Marmont and leaves me home."

Please spread it around,

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Lifepath Opinion Poll

So you've seen my comic strip (below) BUT I ALSO have an idea for a million dollar invention. It's a plastic bagish thing, with tread on it, that you put over your shoes when you go to the dog park, so you don't get poo on your shoes.

Lord knows, no matter how careful I am, I always get poo on my shoes at the dog park. And sure you can clean it off, but they never really smell the same again. I'll call it the "Poo Shoo".

Comic Strip Opinion Poll

This is a comic strip I'm thinking about doing. I'd pitch it to fashion websites and magazines. What do you think?


Gay or Not Gay - NEW!!!

Well I hope you are encouraged, your prejudice payed off last time. Let's see if your deal with the preju-devil does you any good this time.

Louboutin Look 4 Less

Check out these close to identical shoes. The ones on the left (steve maddens) are $79.95 and the ones on the right (louboutins) are $660.

Call me crazy but I'm gonna suggest you buy the Steve Madddens and invest the remaining $580, say in an awesome place to were them, or even retirement.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Gay or Not Gay - RESULTS

Thank you SOOOO MUCH for voting!

This time you were........ CORRECT! Our man loves other men in a sacred marrying kind of way. Yay for love! Good job, especially considering how completely wrong you were the last two times.

Gay or Not Gay - RESULTS

Oh yes! You were wrong again! HA ha ha!!! Woooo, sheesh, I feel good. This man loves women romantically, men only in a friendly way. But the majority voted Gay, which is WRONG. Suckas!

OK on to the next challenge, above.